I’m just a needy piece of shit that needs constant reassurance that I’m wanted
I just realized that I grew up during a time where the crazy frog was a thing. Like that was an actual thing that happened, that blue fucking piece of shit frog took the world by storm and it even had a tiny dick and all it did was sing annoying songs while racing around sci-fi towns in a distant future on an invisible motorbike. I can’t believe this. How did that happen. Who LET that happen.
“I can only talk by what I see, and Messi - he is unique. He really does amaze me every day. Whenever I do not think he can do better, he does something special. Everyone already knows what he has put in over the years for Barcelona, but he is still so young and still has so much to offer. He even shines in training, every day. It’s logical really, he is by far the best on the planet. I cannot anticipate too far, because we live from match to match, but we’re going to try to conquer this season. Every possible prize. Together.”
- Luis Suarez
Alberto Moreno to Marca: "Gerrard is a true Captain. He fights for the team with all he’s got and he always puts Liverpool ahead of himself. […] For someone like me, who’s just getting started in football, it’s a privilege to play with a footballer like him."
Also, Uncle Jamie doesn’t even go here anymore, but he’s the shit! Javi, hold this up…
but you will remember me…